MEOWCTOPUS PIN: Not Impressed
Behold, the fourth iteration of the Meowctopus enamel pin: NOT IMPRESSED EDITION!
It sips its little cup and is very, very unimpressed with everything it beholds. Parkour? Not impressed. Deadlifting 450kg? Not impressed. Your take on the most recent indie film? Not impressed.
The Meowctopus is an octopus with the inscrutable mind of a housecat. Beware its judgy eyeballs and swipey claws. Place this pin on your baby's fancy diaper or use it as a ninja-style throwing weapon when fighting your enemies. Either way, everyone around you will be filled with a jealous rage when they see you have this pin!
Along with this useless pin, you also get a fancy, 4" x 6", silvery-black foil-stamped backing card you can use to stop a bullet* (*made of cotton or something softer) with, it's so thick.
The pin is approximately 1 3/4" H x 1 1/4" W.
Meowctopus pin comes shipped in a paper-padded envelope (rather than using any plastic bubble wrap mailers), which adds a little bit to the pricing.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
All sales are final unles product has been damaged during shipping.
SHIPPING INFO
Pin & backing card will be shipped in an eco-friendly padded envelope.